crazyman1965
Posts : 84
Birthday : 1965-03-15
Join date : 2010-07-10
Age : 59
Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
 |  Subject: Cold Morning...  Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:20 am | |
| Wife texts husband on a cold
winter’s morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”
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E641
Posts : 899
Join date : 2009-09-08
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:54 pm | |
| What you mean vs what you actually say!  E | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365
Birthday : 1966-05-28
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 57
Location : Porto, Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:51 pm | |
| Let me guess...she's blond, right???
LOL | |
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Mamba334
Posts : 385
Birthday : 1979-05-02
Join date : 2012-06-01
Age : 44
Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:18 am | |
| That's too funny! I bet this has really happened too .. | |
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usmom
Posts : 382
Birthday : 1960-11-08
Join date : 2009-12-30
Age : 63
Location : Oregon
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:29 pm | |
| Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right???
Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..
Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry. | |
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Mamba334
Posts : 385
Birthday : 1979-05-02
Join date : 2012-06-01
Age : 44
Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:40 pm | |
|  I'll use Porra as a human shield!! | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365
Birthday : 1966-05-28
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 57
Location : Porto, Portugal
| | Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:37 pm | |
| - usmom wrote:
- Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right???
Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..
Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry. You have to get in line, Mom... I guess your place is right behind my ex-wife and my ex-mother-in-law... lol ... | |
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