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crazyman1965



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PostSubject: Cold Morning...   Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:20 am

Wife texts husband on a cold
winter’s morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”
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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:54 pm

What you mean vs what you actually say!



lol!



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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:51 pm

Let me guess...she's blond, right???





LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:18 am

That's too funny! I bet this has really happened too .. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:29 pm

Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right???
Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..

Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry.
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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:40 pm

Laughing I'll use Porra as a human shield!!
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PostSubject: Re: Cold Morning...   Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:37 pm

usmom wrote:
Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right???
Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..

Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry.

You have to get in line, Mom...

I guess your place is right behind my ex-wife and my ex-mother-in-law... lol ...
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