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Birthday : 1965-03-15
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Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia

PostSubject: The Ex-wife   Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:40 am

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...
"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face!

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

Tim replies, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."

"Ex-wife?!!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!!!"

Tim continues loading & responds, "I wasn't."
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PostSubject: Re: The Ex-wife   Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The Ex-wife   Sat Jan 12, 2013 7:55 am

Ummm, the line should read "There for a minute you were sounding like my late wife."

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PostSubject: Re: The Ex-wife   Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:50 pm

That's cold .... lol
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PostSubject: Re: The Ex-wife   Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:08 pm

I'd love to use that line, but I was married before...lol

I can ,however, say " You sounded like my SECOND ex-wife..."
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