crazyman1965
Posts : 84
Birthday : 1965-03-15
Join date : 2010-07-10
Age : 59
Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
 |  Subject: The Ex-wife  Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:40 am | |
| Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks ...
"Honey, I've been thinking ... now that we are married, I think it's time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face!
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
Tim replies, "There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife?!!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!!!"
Tim continues loading & responds, "I wasn't."
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rapidfx
Posts : 460
Birthday : 1969-10-29
Join date : 2010-09-07
Age : 54
Location : Fairbanks Alaska
| | Subject: Re: The Ex-wife Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:21 pm | |
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vtrucker2000
Posts : 105
Birthday : 1964-09-13
Join date : 2009-10-28
Age : 59
Location : Charlotte Harbor, Florida USA
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Mamba334
Posts : 385
Birthday : 1979-05-02
Join date : 2012-06-01
Age : 44
Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| | Subject: Re: The Ex-wife Sun Jan 13, 2013 1:50 pm | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365
Birthday : 1966-05-28
Join date : 2011-10-26
Age : 57
Location : Porto, Portugal
| | Subject: Re: The Ex-wife Sun Jan 13, 2013 6:08 pm | |
| I'd love to use that line, but I was married before...lol
I can ,however, say " You sounded like my SECOND ex-wife..." | |
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