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PostSubject: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:20 am

A Navy Chief and an Admiral were sitting in the barbershop.
They were both just getting finished with their shaves,
when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The admiral shouted,
"Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"

The chief turned to his barber and said,
"Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."


Wow LOL cheers
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:43 pm

Here is another one...

A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff, the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear.


Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.

One day the Admiral was interviewing candidates to fill a vacancy in the CMC billet on his staff.

The first to be interviewed was a bubblehead nuke MMCM and it was a great interview.

At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"

The MMCM answered, "Why yes sir. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."

The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his office.

The next candidate, a SERVFORCE BMCM, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes sir, you seem to be short one ear."


The Admiral threw him out also.

The third interview was with tin-can RMCM.

He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the other two candidates put together.

The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question. " Do you notice anything different about me?"

To his surprise the Radioman said, "Yes, sir. You wear contact lenses."

The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful sailor.

"And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked.

The Master Chief replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f@$kin' ear."


I got alot more ....
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 19, 2012 12:49 pm

cheers

lmbo! Good one man.
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:17 am

Why you never question a Chief
A Wave Lt was shopping at the Commissary where she selected the following items:
half-gallon of 2% milk
carton of eggs
quart of orange juice
can of coffee
package of bacon

As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a BMC standing behind her watching.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the Chief calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The Wave was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the Chief's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the five items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the Chief to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The Chief replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:14 pm

lol Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:09 pm

crazyman1965 wrote:
Why you never question a Chief
'Cause you're ugly.'



Ouch!!!!!
That must have hurt!!!
LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:47 pm

lol, funny stuff crazy
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:33 am

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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:46 am

Still can't post a pic


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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:48 am

crazyman1965 wrote:
Still can't post a pic

It is weird.
I tried to post your pict from imageshack too but it is not working.
I copied the image to other site, I edited your first post to use the new link and its working.
Maybe something is wrong with imageshack.

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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:58 pm

I used photobucket to upload mine. Both Sig and Avatar. No problems. I also tried to use imageshack to resize my pics and post them here but didn't workout to well for me either.
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:56 am

Well that sucks...photobucket is blocked at my work location.
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:24 am

Try it at home.
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 27, 2012 10:25 am

LMBO!! I see the pic!!! That's why I like the Black Mamba. My favorite snake!
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:49 pm

crazyman1965 wrote:
Why you never question a Chief
A Wave Lt was shopping at the Commissary where she selected the following items:
half-gallon of 2% milk
carton of eggs
quart of orange juice
can of coffee
package of bacon

As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a BMC standing behind her watching.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the Chief calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The Wave was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by the Chief's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the five items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the Chief to my marital status..

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

The Chief replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Heard this one before, but made me chuckle again. First time I heard it though, it was adapted for Canadian Armed Forces use, and instead of the Commissary, it was the neighbourhood Canex.
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Wed Jun 27, 2012 4:52 pm

crazyman1965 wrote:
Still can't post a pic



Sorry to say this,crazyman,but I heard photobucket blocks when you try to post pics of really ugly people...
Where you by any chance trying to post a pic of...yourself???


LOL!!!
(just kidding,crazyman...)
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PostSubject: Re: A Navy Chief & Admiral   Thu Jun 28, 2012 4:32 pm

LOL.......... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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