Policeman on a horse says to little girl on a bike "did santa get you that?" Yes " replies the little girl. Policeman then says "well tell santa to put a reflector on it next year" and fined her $5.
The little girl looked up at the policeman and said "nice horse you've got there - did santa bring you that?" The policeman chuckles and replies "he sure did!" Well," said the little girl "next year tell santa the fuck'in dick goes under the horse and not on top if it!!