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gblanco

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PostSubject: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeFri Aug 23, 2013 4:09 pm

THIS IS ALARMING!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!

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usmom

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeFri Aug 23, 2013 5:54 pm

1)  It's never for nothing
2)  I'm always right, even when I'm wrong, I'm right
3)  I deny it
4)  blah, blah, blah
5)  SadLaughing Twisted Evil Mad Rolling Eyes Sad Laughing Evil or Very Mad Mad Crying or Very sad Smile Rolling Eyes Mad 
6)  I swear that tree came out of no where
7)  No comment
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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeFri Aug 23, 2013 8:35 pm

BLANCO , MOM , BOTH GODDAMN CLASSICS .I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD...Very Happy ....FUNNY THO THEY R TRUE..affraid 
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DangerousDoug

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSat Aug 24, 2013 1:34 am

I like Lisa's answer to #5 Very Happy 
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Soulabducter

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSat Aug 24, 2013 10:44 am

lol! lol! 
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dano457

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSat Aug 24, 2013 11:17 am

as one of my senior clients said "I knew I was marring Mrs. Right I just didn't know she would always be Right"
http://thewallpaperproject.com/images/blog_images/aaa_optimized/man_woman_buttons_web.jpg
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GunnySgtJR

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSun Aug 25, 2013 9:07 am

That's funny right there.. and Mom love your responses as much as the joke lmao !!
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CDNBambi

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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSat Aug 31, 2013 9:51 am

OMG Mom! Lmao XD
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PostSubject: Re: Beer contains female hormones   Beer contains female hormones Icon_minitimeSat Aug 31, 2013 3:22 pm

love it dano:D Very Happy 
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