Beer contains female hormones

THIS IS ALARMING!
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one (1) hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!

1)  It's never for nothing
2)  I'm always right, even when I'm wrong, I'm right
3)  I deny it
4)  blah, blah, blah
5)              
6)  I swear that tree came out of no where
7)  No comment

BLANCO , MOM , BOTH GODDAMN CLASSICS .I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO LOUD... ....FUNNY THO THEY R TRUE.. 

I like Lisa's answer to #5  

  

as one of my senior clients said "I knew I was marring Mrs. Right I just didn't know she would always be Right"
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That's funny right there.. and Mom love your responses as much as the joke lmao !!

OMG Mom! Lmao XD

love it dano:D