crazyman1965
Posts : 84 Birthday : 1965-03-15 Join date : 2010-07-10 Age : 59 Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
| Subject: 50 shades of Grey Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:08 am | |
| He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face, as his wife moved forwards, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ....... back and forth ..... back and forth ..... in and out ..... in and out.
She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.
Her heart was pounding ... her face was flushed ... then she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder. Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted, "OK, OK! I can't park the f*cking car! You do it, you SMUG bastard!
**Sorry if this is inappropiate** | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365 Birthday : 1966-05-28 Join date : 2011-10-26 Age : 57 Location : Porto, Portugal
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Thu Jan 24, 2013 1:32 pm | |
| ROTFL
Great stuff... you forgot to add:
"WARNING: THIS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY"
LOL | |
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gblanco
Posts : 3070 Birthday : 1962-09-19 Join date : 2009-08-10 Age : 61 Location : Sonora, Mexico
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:16 pm | |
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gblanco
Posts : 3070 Birthday : 1962-09-19 Join date : 2009-08-10 Age : 61 Location : Sonora, Mexico
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Thu Jan 24, 2013 5:18 pm | |
| - crazyman1965 wrote:
- **Sorry if this is inappropiate**
Only usmom can judge this. | |
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usmom
Posts : 382 Birthday : 1960-11-08 Join date : 2009-12-30 Age : 63 Location : Oregon
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:52 pm | |
| Doesn't bother me. I can park | |
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gblanco
Posts : 3070 Birthday : 1962-09-19 Join date : 2009-08-10 Age : 61 Location : Sonora, Mexico
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Fri Jan 25, 2013 2:02 pm | |
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Mamba334
Posts : 385 Birthday : 1979-05-02 Join date : 2012-06-01 Age : 44 Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| Subject: Re: 50 shades of Grey Sun Jan 27, 2013 9:47 am | |
| Mom | |
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