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PostSubject: Lie Detector Robot   Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:49 am



A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!"
"What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom



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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:27 am

lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:35 pm

lol! lol! lol! I like that one. cheers cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Sat Aug 27, 2011 12:25 pm

FIN FUNNY MAN i got a kik outa that one E! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Sun Aug 28, 2011 10:33 pm

Hilarous!

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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:29 pm

E641 wrote:


A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?" The son says "at school dad." Robot slaps the son! "Ok, I watched a dvd at my friends house!"
"What dvd?" "Toy story." Robot slaps the son again! "Ok, it was a porno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was" says the dad. Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs "HaHaHa! He's certainly your son."
Robot slaps the mom



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Awesome joke, thx Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:34 pm

here is one from me:

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was licking it ... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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PostSubject: Re: Lie Detector Robot   Wed Nov 09, 2011 9:20 pm

lol both of those are great
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