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PostSubject: Wifes wifes wifes   Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:20 am

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
She said to me, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” I asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other witch using my stuff.”
I looked at her and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another witch?”


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"witch" was not the original word, but for respect to kids I changed it.
Use your imagination.

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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Wed Jun 01, 2011 8:19 pm

LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Sun Jun 05, 2011 2:26 pm

Amigo if I did that she'd format my harddrive
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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:36 pm

R.Satterwhite wrote:
Amigo if I did that she'd format my harddrive

Mine tried.
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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Sat Nov 12, 2011 10:00 am

Cool joke ... thx bounce
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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:12 pm

gblanco wrote:
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
She said to me, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” I asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other witch using my stuff.”
I looked at her and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another witch?”


Note:
"witch" was not the original word, but for respect to kids I changed it.
Use your imagination.

I had a similar situation... but my answer was even worse than yours... when wifey said she didn't want another woman using her stuff, I was so absent-minded that I just answered her: "No chance, she is a lot younger and so much slimmer, your stuff will never fit her..."

( it happened 2 weeks ago, but I couldn't type till today, when I got out of ICU ...lol)
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PostSubject: Re: Wifes wifes wifes   Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:24 am

Very Happy Very Happy GOOD ONE PORRA ...VERY FUNNY ... lol!
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