Wifes wifes wifes

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
She said to me, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” I asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other witch using my stuff.”
I looked at her and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another witch?”


Note:
"witch" was not the original word, but for respect to kids I changed it.
Use your imagination.

LMAO

Amigo if I did that she'd format my harddrive

R.Satterwhite wrote:

Amigo if I did that she'd format my harddrive

Mine tried.

Cool joke ... thx

gblanco wrote:

The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
She said to me, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” I asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other witch using my stuff.”
I looked at her and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another witch?”


Note:
"witch" was not the original word, but for respect to kids I changed it.
Use your imagination.

I had a similar situation... but my answer was even worse than yours... when wifey said she didn't want another woman using her stuff, I was so absent-minded that I just answered her: "No chance, she is a lot younger and so much slimmer, your stuff will never fit her..."

( it happened 2 weeks ago, but I couldn't type till today, when I got out of ICU ...lol)

GOOD ONE PORRA ...VERY FUNNY ...