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PostSubject: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:30 am

- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- Incestuous marriages are legal.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
- freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
- Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
- It is illegal to sell your children.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
(MY FAV) You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.



lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:48 am

Got some of the same dumb laws here in VA.
Section 18.2-345 of the Virginia Code, which makes it a crime for any unmarried people to “lewdly and lasciviously associate and cohabit together.”

As it stands, unmarried couples who share an ­address are committing a Class 3 misdemeanor. If they’re convicted more than once, those living arrangements become Class 1 misdemeanors, meaning the amorous scofflaws could find themselves cohabiting with lots of people they aren’t married to: In jail. For up to a year.



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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 10:52 am

Wow! Yea, these laws are crazy man lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:12 pm

Mamba334 wrote:
- - When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.



lol! lol! lol!



MMM... I guess I could not live in Alabama... I could be arrested almost every night of my life!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:13 pm

Mamba334 wrote:
-- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.



... and I guess it must be VERY unconfortable,too...
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:17 pm

Mamba334 wrote:
-(MY FAV) You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.




You mean... can we actually fart as much as we want to, but only till the clock strikes 6 PM???

WOW!

I wonder how Cinderela tale is told to your kids... "then, at the strike of 6 PM, Cinderela farted and she ran away... but the prince bottled the scent of her fart, and went to all the houses and smelled the fart of all the maids, until he felt that lovely scent again!!!"



ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Thu Jan 31, 2013 6:19 pm

Mamba334 wrote:
-- Masks may not be worn in public.

SO...YOU DONT'T REALLY HAVE CARNIVAL, DO YOU?
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PostSubject: Re: Alabama Dumb Laws   Fri Feb 01, 2013 1:20 am

LMAO Laughing You so wild Porra!
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