- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- Incestuous marriages are legal.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun.
- freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
- Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
- It is illegal to sell your children.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
- When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
(MY FAV) You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.