Grandfathers and Grandmothers

Why are they different ....

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was a loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning, he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy--just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather, who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, Papa," the little girl answered, "it was boring. We didn't see a single a**hole, queer, piece of crap, horse's a**, socialist left-wing Obama-lover, blind b**tard, dip$hit, Muslim camel-humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went! We just drove around, and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun at all."