crazyman1965
Posts : 84 Birthday : 1965-03-15 Join date : 2010-07-10 Age : 59 Location : Hampton Roads, Virginia
| Subject: Cold Morning... Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:20 am | |
| Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now.”
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E641
Posts : 899 Join date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Mon Jan 14, 2013 2:54 pm | |
| What you mean vs what you actually say! E | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365 Birthday : 1966-05-28 Join date : 2011-10-26 Age : 57 Location : Porto, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Mon Jan 14, 2013 5:51 pm | |
| Let me guess...she's blond, right???
LOL | |
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Mamba334
Posts : 385 Birthday : 1979-05-02 Join date : 2012-06-01 Age : 44 Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:18 am | |
| That's too funny! I bet this has really happened too .. | |
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usmom
Posts : 382 Birthday : 1960-11-08 Join date : 2009-12-30 Age : 63 Location : Oregon
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:29 pm | |
| Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right??? Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..
Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry. | |
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Mamba334
Posts : 385 Birthday : 1979-05-02 Join date : 2012-06-01 Age : 44 Location : Montgomery, Alabama, USA
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 2:40 pm | |
| I'll use Porra as a human shield!! | |
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porra_eusoumau
Posts : 365 Birthday : 1966-05-28 Join date : 2011-10-26 Age : 57 Location : Porto, Portugal
| Subject: Re: Cold Morning... Wed Jan 16, 2013 5:37 pm | |
| - usmom wrote:
- Porra said: Let me guess...she's blond, right???
Mamba said: I bet this has really happened too ..
Now I will have to kill you both.....sorry. You have to get in line, Mom... I guess your place is right behind my ex-wife and my ex-mother-in-law... lol ... | |
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