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crazyman1965



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PostSubject: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:31 am

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened

to her prayers, which ended by her saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless

Daddy, God bless Granny and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?'

The little girl said, "I don't know daddy... it just seemed like the thing
to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this, "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and
good-bye Grandma."

The next day, the grandmother died.

"Holy crap" thought the father, "This kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed, the dad heard her say,
God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night. He got up at
the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had
lunch, and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe
in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed
there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally midnight arrived. He breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late. What's
the matter?"

He said, "I don't want to talk about it. I've just spent the worst day of
my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day. You'll never believe what happened
to me. This morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson!"


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PostSubject: Re: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:13 am

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:22 am

Laughing lol!


This is awesome!!! I'm stealing it!!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:57 am

lol
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:49 pm

lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: JOKE: Good-bye   Wed Jan 09, 2013 8:39 pm

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